Me: (cutting toenails in the sunlight)
Voodoo: OHAI! Wat r u doing? (sticks entire face into my hand with the clippers)
Me: Stop that. I’m trying to do something and you’re not helping. (pushes Voodoo’s face away)
Voodoo: OH! U WANT TO SMELL MY ASS? HERE YOU GO!
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A warm-hearted cynic and his loyal companion on an unending journey across 'the desert.'
This page may be NSFW depending on what your definitions of 'safe' and 'work' are.
